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@@ -45,19 +45,19 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
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tag="The Worst Professor Ever"
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tagIcon={AlertTriangle}
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tagAnimation="slide-up"
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background="aurora"
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background={{ variant: "radial-gradient" }}
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buttons={[
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{ text: "Read the Horror Stories", href: "#testimonials" },
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{ text: "See the Facts", href: "#metrics" }
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]}
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buttonAnimation="slide-up"
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mediaItems={[
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{ imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/still-life-documents-stack_23-2151088764.jpg?_wi=1", imageAlt: "Professor Noronha Feio Looking Incompetent" },
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{ imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/nervous-displeased-lady-stares-directly-camera-keeps-hands-chin-wears-blue-striped-jumper-square-glasses-afraids-deadline_273609-24807.jpg?_wi=1", imageAlt: "Chaotic Classroom Scene" },
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{ imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg?_wi=1", imageAlt: "Frustrated Student Portrait" },
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{ imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg?_wi=1", imageAlt: "Confused Student Expression" },
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{ imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/looking-up-sad-casual-caucasian-middle-aged-woman-holding-folders-putting-hand-head_141793-80648.jpg?_wi=1", imageAlt: "Disappointed Learner" },
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{ imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/wonderful-lady-pointing-herself-sweatshirt-looking-confused_176474-103131.jpg?_wi=1", imageAlt: "Angry Student Reaction" }
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{ imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/still-life-documents-stack_23-2151088764.jpg", imageAlt: "Professor Noronha Feio Looking Incompetent" },
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{ imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/nervous-displeased-lady-stares-directly-camera-keeps-hands-chin-wears-blue-striped-jumper-square-glasses-afraids-deadline_273609-24807.jpg", imageAlt: "Chaotic Classroom Scene" },
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{ imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg", imageAlt: "Frustrated Student Portrait" },
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{ imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg", imageAlt: "Confused Student Expression" },
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{ imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/looking-up-sad-casual-caucasian-middle-aged-woman-holding-folders-putting-hand-head_141793-80648.jpg", imageAlt: "Disappointed Learner" },
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{ imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/wonderful-lady-pointing-herself-sweatshirt-looking-confused_176474-103131.jpg", imageAlt: "Angry Student Reaction" }
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]}
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mediaAnimation="blur-reveal"
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ariaLabel="Hero section showcasing Professor Noronha Feio"
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@@ -92,18 +92,18 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
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features={[
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{
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id: 1,
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title: "Incomprehensible Lectures", description: "A mastery of speaking for hours while saying absolutely nothing of educational value. Students emerge more confused than when they entered.", phoneOne: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/still-life-documents-stack_23-2151088764.jpg?_wi=2" },
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phoneTwo: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/nervous-displeased-lady-stares-directly-camera-keeps-hands-chin-wears-blue-striped-jumper-square-glasses-afraids-deadline_273609-24807.jpg?_wi=2" }
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title: "Incomprehensible Lectures", description: "A mastery of speaking for hours while saying absolutely nothing of educational value. Students emerge more confused than when they entered.", phoneOne: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/still-life-documents-stack_23-2151088764.jpg" },
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phoneTwo: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/nervous-displeased-lady-stares-directly-camera-keeps-hands-chin-wears-blue-striped-jumper-square-glasses-afraids-deadline_273609-24807.jpg" }
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},
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{
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id: 2,
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title: "Mysterious Grading System", description: "A grading methodology so enigmatic that students genuinely cannot understand how their marks were calculated. Fairness is not a consideration.", phoneOne: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg?_wi=2" },
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phoneTwo: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg?_wi=2" }
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title: "Mysterious Grading System", description: "A grading methodology so enigmatic that students genuinely cannot understand how their marks were calculated. Fairness is not a consideration.", phoneOne: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg" },
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phoneTwo: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg" }
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},
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{
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id: 3,
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title: "Zero Student Engagement", description: "The unique ability to make any subject matter completely uninteresting and utterly devoid of practical application or relevance.", phoneOne: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/looking-up-sad-casual-caucasian-middle-aged-woman-holding-folders-putting-hand-head_141793-80648.jpg?_wi=2" },
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phoneTwo: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/wonderful-lady-pointing-herself-sweatshirt-looking-confused_176474-103131.jpg?_wi=2" }
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title: "Zero Student Engagement", description: "The unique ability to make any subject matter completely uninteresting and utterly devoid of practical application or relevance.", phoneOne: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/looking-up-sad-casual-caucasian-middle-aged-woman-holding-folders-putting-hand-head_141793-80648.jpg" },
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phoneTwo: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/wonderful-lady-pointing-herself-sweatshirt-looking-confused_176474-103131.jpg" }
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}
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]}
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/>
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@@ -121,22 +121,22 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
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animationType="blur-reveal"
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testimonials={[
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{
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id: "1", name: "João Silva", handle: "@joaosofrendo", testimonial: "I attended his class for a semester and learned absolutely nothing. His lectures are like listening to someone read from a textbook they've never actually understood. Complete waste of tuition.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg?_wi=3", imageAlt: "João Silva Portrait", icon: Frown
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id: "1", name: "João Silva", handle: "@joaosofrendo", testimonial: "I attended his class for a semester and learned absolutely nothing. His lectures are like listening to someone read from a textbook they've never actually understood. Complete waste of tuition.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg", imageAlt: "João Silva Portrait", icon: Frown
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},
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{
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id: "2", name: "Maria Santos", handle: "@mariaconfusa", testimonial: "I have no idea how I got my grade in his class. It seems arbitrary and completely disconnected from the actual work I submitted. The man is a teaching disaster.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg?_wi=3", imageAlt: "Maria Santos Portrait", icon: AlertCircle
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id: "2", name: "Maria Santos", handle: "@mariaconfusa", testimonial: "I have no idea how I got my grade in his class. It seems arbitrary and completely disconnected from the actual work I submitted. The man is a teaching disaster.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg", imageAlt: "Maria Santos Portrait", icon: AlertCircle
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},
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{
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id: "3", name: "Pedro Costa", handle: "@pedrodecepcionado", testimonial: "Hands down the worst professor I've ever had. His classes are poorly organized, his explanations are confusing, and he clearly doesn't care about student learning. Absolute nightmare.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/looking-up-sad-casual-caucasian-middle-aged-woman-holding-folders-putting-hand-head_141793-80648.jpg?_wi=3", imageAlt: "Pedro Costa Portrait", icon: AlertTriangle
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id: "3", name: "Pedro Costa", handle: "@pedrodecepcionado", testimonial: "Hands down the worst professor I've ever had. His classes are poorly organized, his explanations are confusing, and he clearly doesn't care about student learning. Absolute nightmare.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/looking-up-sad-casual-caucasian-middle-aged-woman-holding-folders-putting-hand-head_141793-80648.jpg", imageAlt: "Pedro Costa Portrait", icon: AlertTriangle
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},
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{
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id: "4", name: "Ana Oliveira", handle: "@anaraivosa", testimonial: "I dropped the course halfway through. His teaching method is non-existent, his grading is unfair, and his attitude towards students is dismissive. Save yourself the trouble and avoid his classes completely.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/wonderful-lady-pointing-herself-sweatshirt-looking-confused_176474-103131.jpg?_wi=3", imageAlt: "Ana Oliveira Portrait", icon: ThumbsDown
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id: "4", name: "Ana Oliveira", handle: "@anaraivosa", testimonial: "I dropped the course halfway through. His teaching method is non-existent, his grading is unfair, and his attitude towards students is dismissive. Save yourself the trouble and avoid his classes completely.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/wonderful-lady-pointing-herself-sweatshirt-looking-confused_176474-103131.jpg", imageAlt: "Ana Oliveira Portrait", icon: ThumbsDown
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},
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{
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id: "5", name: "Carlos Mendes", handle: "@carlosdesperado", testimonial: "I've taken many difficult courses, but his class was difficult in the worst possible way. Not challenging—just poorly taught. The amount of frustration this man caused is genuinely impressive.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg?_wi=4", imageAlt: "Carlos Mendes Portrait", icon: X
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id: "5", name: "Carlos Mendes", handle: "@carlosdesperado", testimonial: "I've taken many difficult courses, but his class was difficult in the worst possible way. Not challenging—just poorly taught. The amount of frustration this man caused is genuinely impressive.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg", imageAlt: "Carlos Mendes Portrait", icon: X
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},
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{
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id: "6", name: "Lucia Ferreira", handle: "@luciaexasperada", testimonial: "My advice to anyone: do NOT take a class from Professor Noronha Feio unless you want to experience academic disappointment at its finest. He sets the gold standard for terrible teaching.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg?_wi=4", imageAlt: "Lucia Ferreira Portrait", icon: Frown
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id: "6", name: "Lucia Ferreira", handle: "@luciaexasperada", testimonial: "My advice to anyone: do NOT take a class from Professor Noronha Feio unless you want to experience academic disappointment at its finest. He sets the gold standard for terrible teaching.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg", imageAlt: "Lucia Ferreira Portrait", icon: Frown
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}
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]}
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/>
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