From 6c49ca64d5aac424f4292b12d3fdc2aa4112c9d7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: bender Date: Thu, 19 Mar 2026 11:02:31 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Update src/app/page.tsx --- src/app/page.tsx | 38 +++++++++++++++++++------------------- 1 file changed, 19 insertions(+), 19 deletions(-) diff --git a/src/app/page.tsx b/src/app/page.tsx index 1aadfb1..de3e805 100644 --- a/src/app/page.tsx +++ b/src/app/page.tsx @@ -45,19 +45,19 @@ export default function LandingPage() { tag="The Worst Professor Ever" tagIcon={AlertTriangle} tagAnimation="slide-up" - background="aurora" + background={{ variant: "radial-gradient" }} buttons={[ { text: "Read the Horror Stories", href: "#testimonials" }, { text: "See the Facts", href: "#metrics" } ]} buttonAnimation="slide-up" mediaItems={[ - { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/still-life-documents-stack_23-2151088764.jpg?_wi=1", imageAlt: "Professor Noronha Feio Looking Incompetent" }, - { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/nervous-displeased-lady-stares-directly-camera-keeps-hands-chin-wears-blue-striped-jumper-square-glasses-afraids-deadline_273609-24807.jpg?_wi=1", imageAlt: "Chaotic Classroom Scene" }, - { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg?_wi=1", imageAlt: "Frustrated Student Portrait" }, - { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg?_wi=1", imageAlt: "Confused Student Expression" }, - { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/looking-up-sad-casual-caucasian-middle-aged-woman-holding-folders-putting-hand-head_141793-80648.jpg?_wi=1", imageAlt: "Disappointed Learner" }, - { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/wonderful-lady-pointing-herself-sweatshirt-looking-confused_176474-103131.jpg?_wi=1", imageAlt: "Angry Student Reaction" } + { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/still-life-documents-stack_23-2151088764.jpg", imageAlt: "Professor Noronha Feio Looking Incompetent" }, + { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/nervous-displeased-lady-stares-directly-camera-keeps-hands-chin-wears-blue-striped-jumper-square-glasses-afraids-deadline_273609-24807.jpg", imageAlt: "Chaotic Classroom Scene" }, + { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg", imageAlt: "Frustrated Student Portrait" }, + { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg", imageAlt: "Confused Student Expression" }, + { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/looking-up-sad-casual-caucasian-middle-aged-woman-holding-folders-putting-hand-head_141793-80648.jpg", imageAlt: "Disappointed Learner" }, + { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/wonderful-lady-pointing-herself-sweatshirt-looking-confused_176474-103131.jpg", imageAlt: "Angry Student Reaction" } ]} mediaAnimation="blur-reveal" ariaLabel="Hero section showcasing Professor Noronha Feio" @@ -92,18 +92,18 @@ export default function LandingPage() { features={[ { id: 1, - title: "Incomprehensible Lectures", description: "A mastery of speaking for hours while saying absolutely nothing of educational value. Students emerge more confused than when they entered.", phoneOne: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/still-life-documents-stack_23-2151088764.jpg?_wi=2" }, - phoneTwo: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/nervous-displeased-lady-stares-directly-camera-keeps-hands-chin-wears-blue-striped-jumper-square-glasses-afraids-deadline_273609-24807.jpg?_wi=2" } + title: "Incomprehensible Lectures", description: "A mastery of speaking for hours while saying absolutely nothing of educational value. Students emerge more confused than when they entered.", phoneOne: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/still-life-documents-stack_23-2151088764.jpg" }, + phoneTwo: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/nervous-displeased-lady-stares-directly-camera-keeps-hands-chin-wears-blue-striped-jumper-square-glasses-afraids-deadline_273609-24807.jpg" } }, { id: 2, - title: "Mysterious Grading System", description: "A grading methodology so enigmatic that students genuinely cannot understand how their marks were calculated. Fairness is not a consideration.", phoneOne: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg?_wi=2" }, - phoneTwo: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg?_wi=2" } + title: "Mysterious Grading System", description: "A grading methodology so enigmatic that students genuinely cannot understand how their marks were calculated. Fairness is not a consideration.", phoneOne: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg" }, + phoneTwo: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg" } }, { id: 3, - title: "Zero Student Engagement", description: "The unique ability to make any subject matter completely uninteresting and utterly devoid of practical application or relevance.", phoneOne: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/looking-up-sad-casual-caucasian-middle-aged-woman-holding-folders-putting-hand-head_141793-80648.jpg?_wi=2" }, - phoneTwo: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/wonderful-lady-pointing-herself-sweatshirt-looking-confused_176474-103131.jpg?_wi=2" } + title: "Zero Student Engagement", description: "The unique ability to make any subject matter completely uninteresting and utterly devoid of practical application or relevance.", phoneOne: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/looking-up-sad-casual-caucasian-middle-aged-woman-holding-folders-putting-hand-head_141793-80648.jpg" }, + phoneTwo: { imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/wonderful-lady-pointing-herself-sweatshirt-looking-confused_176474-103131.jpg" } } ]} /> @@ -121,22 +121,22 @@ export default function LandingPage() { animationType="blur-reveal" testimonials={[ { - id: "1", name: "João Silva", handle: "@joaosofrendo", testimonial: "I attended his class for a semester and learned absolutely nothing. His lectures are like listening to someone read from a textbook they've never actually understood. Complete waste of tuition.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg?_wi=3", imageAlt: "João Silva Portrait", icon: Frown + id: "1", name: "João Silva", handle: "@joaosofrendo", testimonial: "I attended his class for a semester and learned absolutely nothing. His lectures are like listening to someone read from a textbook they've never actually understood. Complete waste of tuition.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg", imageAlt: "João Silva Portrait", icon: Frown }, { - id: "2", name: "Maria Santos", handle: "@mariaconfusa", testimonial: "I have no idea how I got my grade in his class. It seems arbitrary and completely disconnected from the actual work I submitted. The man is a teaching disaster.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg?_wi=3", imageAlt: "Maria Santos Portrait", icon: AlertCircle + id: "2", name: "Maria Santos", handle: "@mariaconfusa", testimonial: "I have no idea how I got my grade in his class. It seems arbitrary and completely disconnected from the actual work I submitted. The man is a teaching disaster.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg", imageAlt: "Maria Santos Portrait", icon: AlertCircle }, { - id: "3", name: "Pedro Costa", handle: "@pedrodecepcionado", testimonial: "Hands down the worst professor I've ever had. His classes are poorly organized, his explanations are confusing, and he clearly doesn't care about student learning. Absolute nightmare.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/looking-up-sad-casual-caucasian-middle-aged-woman-holding-folders-putting-hand-head_141793-80648.jpg?_wi=3", imageAlt: "Pedro Costa Portrait", icon: AlertTriangle + id: "3", name: "Pedro Costa", handle: "@pedrodecepcionado", testimonial: "Hands down the worst professor I've ever had. His classes are poorly organized, his explanations are confusing, and he clearly doesn't care about student learning. Absolute nightmare.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/looking-up-sad-casual-caucasian-middle-aged-woman-holding-folders-putting-hand-head_141793-80648.jpg", imageAlt: "Pedro Costa Portrait", icon: AlertTriangle }, { - id: "4", name: "Ana Oliveira", handle: "@anaraivosa", testimonial: "I dropped the course halfway through. His teaching method is non-existent, his grading is unfair, and his attitude towards students is dismissive. Save yourself the trouble and avoid his classes completely.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/wonderful-lady-pointing-herself-sweatshirt-looking-confused_176474-103131.jpg?_wi=3", imageAlt: "Ana Oliveira Portrait", icon: ThumbsDown + id: "4", name: "Ana Oliveira", handle: "@anaraivosa", testimonial: "I dropped the course halfway through. His teaching method is non-existent, his grading is unfair, and his attitude towards students is dismissive. Save yourself the trouble and avoid his classes completely.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/wonderful-lady-pointing-herself-sweatshirt-looking-confused_176474-103131.jpg", imageAlt: "Ana Oliveira Portrait", icon: ThumbsDown }, { - id: "5", name: "Carlos Mendes", handle: "@carlosdesperado", testimonial: "I've taken many difficult courses, but his class was difficult in the worst possible way. Not challenging—just poorly taught. The amount of frustration this man caused is genuinely impressive.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg?_wi=4", imageAlt: "Carlos Mendes Portrait", icon: X + id: "5", name: "Carlos Mendes", handle: "@carlosdesperado", testimonial: "I've taken many difficult courses, but his class was difficult in the worst possible way. Not challenging—just poorly taught. The amount of frustration this man caused is genuinely impressive.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/front-view-female-student-with-many-files_179666-42990.jpg", imageAlt: "Carlos Mendes Portrait", icon: X }, { - id: "6", name: "Lucia Ferreira", handle: "@luciaexasperada", testimonial: "My advice to anyone: do NOT take a class from Professor Noronha Feio unless you want to experience academic disappointment at its finest. He sets the gold standard for terrible teaching.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg?_wi=4", imageAlt: "Lucia Ferreira Portrait", icon: Frown + id: "6", name: "Lucia Ferreira", handle: "@luciaexasperada", testimonial: "My advice to anyone: do NOT take a class from Professor Noronha Feio unless you want to experience academic disappointment at its finest. He sets the gold standard for terrible teaching.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/side-view-girl-being-bullied-school_52683-98188.jpg", imageAlt: "Lucia Ferreira Portrait", icon: Frown } ]} /> -- 2.49.1