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@@ -74,11 +74,14 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
tagIcon={Frown}
products={[
{
id: "1", name: "Radioactive Goo Supreme", price: "$29.99", variant: "Neon Green Glowing in Dark", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/stylish-hipster-girl-has-braids-clenches-teeth-dressed-fashionable-clothes-belongs-certain-youth-subculture-holds-aerosol-sprays-enjoys-spending-free-time-street-looks-with-cheeky-expression_273609-47532.jpg?_wi=1", imageAlt: "Radioactive liquid in awkward bottle"},
id: "1", name: "Radioactive Goo Supreme", price: "$29.99", variant: "Neon Green Glowing in Dark", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/stylish-hipster-girl-has-braids-clenches-teeth-dressed-fashionable-clothes-belongs-certain-youth-subculture-holds-aerosol-sprays-enjoys-spending-free-time-street-looks-with-cheeky-expression_273609-47532.jpg", imageAlt: "Radioactive liquid in awkward bottle"
},
{
id: "2", name: "Murky Swamp Juice", price: "$34.99", variant: "Brown Sludge Questionable Origin", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/closeup-alcohol-drink-shots-table-sunlight-with-blurry-background_181624-32670.jpg?_wi=1", imageAlt: "Brown muddy beverage in terrible packaging"},
id: "2", name: "Murky Swamp Juice", price: "$34.99", variant: "Brown Sludge Questionable Origin", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/closeup-alcohol-drink-shots-table-sunlight-with-blurry-background_181624-32670.jpg", imageAlt: "Brown muddy beverage in terrible packaging"
},
{
id: "3", name: "Volcanic Acid Elixir", price: "$39.99", variant: "Crimson Red Slightly Burning", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/young-man-halloween-cloak-posing-studio-with-beverage_23-2147908508.jpg?_wi=1", imageAlt: "Red explosive looking potion bottle"},
id: "3", name: "Volcanic Acid Elixir", price: "$39.99", variant: "Crimson Red Slightly Burning", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/young-man-halloween-cloak-posing-studio-with-beverage_23-2147908508.jpg", imageAlt: "Red explosive looking potion bottle"
},
]}
textboxLayout="default"
gridVariant="uniform-all-items-equal"
@@ -86,8 +89,6 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
useInvertedBackground={false}
buttons={[{ text: "VIEW ALL HORRORS", href: "#contact" }]}
containerClassName="py-32"
titleClassName="text-5xl font-bold text-center mb-4"
descriptionClassName="text-center text-lg mb-12 max-w-xl mx-auto"
cardClassName="transform -rotate-3 hover:rotate-6 transition-transform"
cardNameClassName="text-xl font-bold text-foreground line-clamp-2"
cardPriceClassName="text-2xl font-bold text-primary-cta"
@@ -104,19 +105,20 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
features={[
{
id: 1,
title: "Extreme Miscolor Selection", description: "We carefully choose colors that clash violently with each other and standard taste palettes.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-vector/abstract-blue-particles-texture-background_1017-20137.jpg", imageAlt: "Chaotic color patterns"},
title: "Extreme Miscolor Selection", description: "We carefully choose colors that clash violently with each other and standard taste palettes.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-vector/abstract-blue-particles-texture-background_1017-20137.jpg", imageAlt: "Chaotic color patterns"
},
{
id: 2,
title: "Flavor Accident Blending", description: "Throw incompatible ingredients together and hope nothing explodes. Sometimes it does anyway.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-vector/abstract-seamless-pattern-with-little-rectangular-confetti-shredded-from-colorful-paper-sheets-realistic_98292-7653.jpg", imageAlt: "Tangled confused mixing"},
title: "Flavor Accident Blending", description: "Throw incompatible ingredients together and hope nothing explodes. Sometimes it does anyway.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-vector/abstract-seamless-pattern-with-little-rectangular-confetti-shredded-from-colorful-paper-sheets-realistic_98292-7653.jpg", imageAlt: "Tangled confused mixing"
},
{
id: 3,
title: "Packaging Nightmare Design", description: "Create bottles that are structurally unsound and visually offensive to look at.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/damaged-glass-texture_23-2149428059.jpg", imageAlt: "Broken fractured design"},
title: "Packaging Nightmare Design", description: "Create bottles that are structurally unsound and visually offensive to look at.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/damaged-glass-texture_23-2149428059.jpg", imageAlt: "Broken fractured design"
},
]}
textboxLayout="default"
useInvertedBackground={true}
containerClassName="py-32"
titleClassName="text-5xl font-bold mb-4"
descriptionClassName="text-lg mb-12 max-w-2xl"
cardTitleClassName="text-2xl font-bold mb-3"
cardDescriptionClassName="text-base leading-relaxed mb-4"
/>
@@ -130,27 +132,28 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
tagIcon={DollarSign}
plans={[
{
id: "basic", title: "Barely Drinkable", price: "$19.99", period: "/bottle", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/stylish-hipster-girl-has-braids-clenches-teeth-dressed-fashionable-clothes-belongs-certain-youth-subculture-holds-aerosol-sprays-enjoys-spending-free-time-street-looks-with-cheeky-expression_273609-47532.jpg?_wi=2", imageAlt: "Basic terrible drink", button: { text: "BUY THIS MISTAKE", href: "#contact" },
id: "basic", title: "Barely Drinkable", price: "$19.99", period: "/bottle", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/stylish-hipster-girl-has-braids-clenches-teeth-dressed-fashionable-clothes-belongs-certain-youth-subculture-holds-aerosol-sprays-enjoys-spending-free-time-street-looks-with-cheeky-expression_273609-47532.jpg", imageAlt: "Basic terrible drink", button: { text: "BUY THIS MISTAKE", href: "#contact" },
features: [
"One bottle of questionable liquid", "Guaranteed regret", "No refunds policy"],
"One bottle of questionable liquid", "Guaranteed regret", "No refunds policy"
],
},
{
id: "pro", title: "Commitment to Chaos", price: "$99.99", period: "/6 pack", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/closeup-alcohol-drink-shots-table-sunlight-with-blurry-background_181624-32670.jpg?_wi=2", imageAlt: "Pro chaos package", button: { text: "EMBRACE DARKNESS", href: "#contact" },
id: "pro", title: "Commitment to Chaos", price: "$99.99", period: "/6 pack", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/closeup-alcohol-drink-shots-table-sunlight-with-blurry-background_181624-32670.jpg", imageAlt: "Pro chaos package", button: { text: "EMBRACE DARKNESS", href: "#contact" },
features: [
"Six bottles of pure nightmare", "Free shipping of regret", "Lifetime of questioning"],
"Six bottles of pure nightmare", "Free shipping of regret", "Lifetime of questioning"
],
},
{
id: "enterprise", title: "Complete Disaster", price: "$499.99", period: "/case", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/young-man-halloween-cloak-posing-studio-with-beverage_23-2147908508.jpg?_wi=2", imageAlt: "Enterprise level failure", button: { text: "GO ALL IN", href: "#contact" },
id: "enterprise", title: "Complete Disaster", price: "$499.99", period: "/case", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/young-man-halloween-cloak-posing-studio-with-beverage_23-2147908508.jpg", imageAlt: "Enterprise level failure", button: { text: "GO ALL IN", href: "#contact" },
features: [
"24 bottles of pure suffering", "Priority regret support", "Therapy vouchers included"],
"24 bottles of pure suffering", "Priority regret support", "Therapy vouchers included"
],
},
]}
animationType="blur-reveal"
textboxLayout="split"
useInvertedBackground={false}
containerClassName="py-32"
titleClassName="text-5xl font-bold mb-4"
descriptionClassName="text-lg mb-12 max-w-2xl"
planTitleClassName="text-2xl font-bold"
planPriceClassName="text-4xl font-bold text-primary-cta my-4"
/>
@@ -164,20 +167,22 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
tagIcon={AlertCircle}
team={[
{
id: "1", name: "Gerald Badtaste", role: "Chief Chaos Officer", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/playful-female-costumed-carnival-party_23-2148412810.jpg", imageAlt: "Gerald looking confused"},
id: "1", name: "Gerald Badtaste", role: "Chief Chaos Officer", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/playful-female-costumed-carnival-party_23-2148412810.jpg", imageAlt: "Gerald looking confused"
},
{
id: "2", name: "Patricia Disaster", role: "VP of Ugly Design", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/expressive-redhead-bearded-man_176420-32303.jpg", imageAlt: "Patricia looking distressed"},
id: "2", name: "Patricia Disaster", role: "VP of Ugly Design", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/expressive-redhead-bearded-man_176420-32303.jpg", imageAlt: "Patricia looking distressed"
},
{
id: "3", name: "Marcus Mayhem", role: "Director of Regret", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/young-male-cook-blue-apron-shirt_176474-49607.jpg", imageAlt: "Marcus looking alarmed"},
id: "3", name: "Marcus Mayhem", role: "Director of Regret", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/young-male-cook-blue-apron-shirt_176474-49607.jpg", imageAlt: "Marcus looking alarmed"
},
{
id: "4", name: "Sheila Shenanigans", role: "Head of Nightmares", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/expressive-young-girl-posing-studio_176474-67574.jpg", imageAlt: "Sheila looking dazed"},
id: "4", name: "Sheila Shenanigans", role: "Head of Nightmares", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/expressive-young-girl-posing-studio_176474-67574.jpg", imageAlt: "Sheila looking dazed"
},
]}
animationType="scale-rotate"
textboxLayout="default"
useInvertedBackground={true}
containerClassName="py-32"
titleClassName="text-5xl font-bold text-center mb-4"
descriptionClassName="text-center text-lg mb-12 max-w-xl mx-auto"
nameClassName="text-2xl font-bold text-center text-primary-cta"
roleClassName="text-center text-sm font-semibold text-accent"
/>
@@ -191,25 +196,29 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
tagIcon={MessageSquare}
testimonials={[
{
id: "1", name: "Robert Jenkins", role: "Regretful Customer", testimonial: "I honestly can't believe I bought six bottles. What was I thinking? This is the worst purchase of my entire adult life.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/confused-looking-side-young-blonde-guy-wearing-green-t-shirt_141793-89602.jpg", imageAlt: "Robert's skeptical face"},
id: "1", name: "Robert Jenkins", role: "Regretful Customer", testimonial: "I honestly can't believe I bought six bottles. What was I thinking? This is the worst purchase of my entire adult life.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/confused-looking-side-young-blonde-guy-wearing-green-t-shirt_141793-89602.jpg", imageAlt: "Robert's skeptical face"
},
{
id: "2", name: "Linda Zhou", role: "Confused Buyer", testimonial: "I'm still not entirely sure what I ordered or what arrived. It's definitely a liquid of some kind? Maybe?", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/hesitant-clueless-unaware-young-woman-spreads-palms-looks-with-sad-doubtful-expression-purses-lower-lip-poses-against-bright-green-background-discontent-questioned-female-model-shrugs-shoulders_273609-57618.jpg", imageAlt: "Linda's confused expression"},
id: "2", name: "Linda Zhou", role: "Confused Buyer", testimonial: "I'm still not entirely sure what I ordered or what arrived. It's definitely a liquid of some kind? Maybe?", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/hesitant-clueless-unaware-young-woman-spreads-palms-looks-with-sad-doubtful-expression-purses-lower-lip-poses-against-bright-green-background-discontent-questioned-female-model-shrugs-shoulders_273609-57618.jpg", imageAlt: "Linda's confused expression"
},
{
id: "3", name: "David Peterson", role: "Uncomfortable Consumer", testimonial: "The website gave me anxiety. The product gave me regret. Somehow the experience was worse than both combined.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/expressive-young-girl-posing-studio_176474-75818.jpg", imageAlt: "David looking uncomfortable"},
id: "3", name: "David Peterson", role: "Uncomfortable Consumer", testimonial: "The website gave me anxiety. The product gave me regret. Somehow the experience was worse than both combined.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/expressive-young-girl-posing-studio_176474-75818.jpg", imageAlt: "David looking uncomfortable"
},
{
id: "4", name: "Sarah Martinez", role: "Thoroughly Disappointed", testimonial: "I showed my friends. They're not my friends anymore. This is somehow your fault.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/young-bearded-man-black-shirt-looking-camera-surprised-amazed-touching-face-with-arms_141793-28320.jpg", imageAlt: "Sarah's dismayed look"},
id: "4", name: "Sarah Martinez", role: "Thoroughly Disappointed", testimonial: "I showed my friends. They're not my friends anymore. This is somehow your fault.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/young-bearded-man-black-shirt-looking-camera-surprised-amazed-touching-face-with-arms_141793-28320.jpg", imageAlt: "Sarah's dismayed look"
},
{
id: "5", name: "Thomas Wells", role: "Skeptical Observer", testimonial: "I can't recommend this to anyone. Not even to people I don't like.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/expressive-young-woman-posing_176474-26518.jpg", imageAlt: "Thomas's critical expression"},
id: "5", name: "Thomas Wells", role: "Skeptical Observer", testimonial: "I can't recommend this to anyone. Not even to people I don't like.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/expressive-young-woman-posing_176474-26518.jpg", imageAlt: "Thomas's critical expression"
},
{
id: "6", name: "Michelle Lopez", role: "Indecisive Regret-haver", testimonial: "Was this a scam? Is this real? Should I have read the fine print? Questions I now ask myself every day.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/expressive-young-lady-posing-studio_176474-76963.jpg", imageAlt: "Michelle's hesitant face"},
id: "6", name: "Michelle Lopez", role: "Indecisive Regret-haver", testimonial: "Was this a scam? Is this real? Should I have read the fine print? Questions I now ask myself every day.", imageSrc: "http://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/expressive-young-lady-posing-studio_176474-76963.jpg", imageAlt: "Michelle's hesitant face"
},
]}
animationType="slide-up"
textboxLayout="default"
useInvertedBackground={false}
carouselMode="buttons"
containerClassName="py-32"
titleClassName="text-5xl font-bold text-center mb-4"
descriptionClassName="text-center text-lg mb-12 max-w-xl mx-auto"
testimonialClassName="text-base italic text-foreground/80 leading-relaxed"
nameClassName="text-lg font-bold text-primary-cta"
roleClassName="text-sm text-foreground/60"
@@ -224,22 +233,25 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
tagIcon={HelpCircle}
faqs={[
{
id: "1", title: "Is this website a joke?", content: "Yes and no. It's real. The liquids are real. Your regret will be very real."},
id: "1", title: "Is this website a joke?", content: "Yes and no. It's real. The liquids are real. Your regret will be very real."
},
{
id: "2", title: "Can I return this?", content: "We have a strict no-returns policy because we know you'll change your mind after the first sip and honestly, we don't want it back."},
id: "2", title: "Can I return this?", content: "We have a strict no-returns policy because we know you'll change your mind after the first sip and honestly, we don't want it back."
},
{
id: "3", title: "What's in these liquids?", content: "Better not to ask. Seriously. The mystery is part of the charm. Or the horror. Definitely the horror."},
id: "3", title: "What's in these liquids?", content: "Better not to ask. Seriously. The mystery is part of the charm. Or the horror. Definitely the horror."
},
{
id: "4", title: "Why does everything look so bad?", content: "That's the whole point. We specifically hired the worst designers, worst marketers, and worst decision-makers for this project."},
id: "4", title: "Why does everything look so bad?", content: "That's the whole point. We specifically hired the worst designers, worst marketers, and worst decision-makers for this project."
},
{
id: "5", title: "Is this actually a functional store?", content: "Sort of? Orders go into a void. We process them. Packages arrive. Whether the contents are drinkable is never guaranteed."},
id: "5", title: "Is this actually a functional store?", content: "Sort of? Orders go into a void. We process them. Packages arrive. Whether the contents are drinkable is never guaranteed."
},
]}
faqsAnimation="slide-up"
textboxLayout="default"
useInvertedBackground={true}
containerClassName="py-32"
titleClassName="text-5xl font-bold text-center mb-4"
descriptionClassName="text-center text-lg mb-12 max-w-xl mx-auto"
accordionTitleClassName="text-xl font-bold"
accordionContentClassName="text-base leading-relaxed text-foreground/80"
/>