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bender merged 1 commits from version_1 into main 2026-03-26 17:01:48 +00:00
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@@ -29,48 +29,36 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
<NavbarLayoutFloatingInline
navItems={[
{
name: "Home",
id: "hero",
},
name: "Home", id: "hero"},
{
name: "About",
id: "about",
},
name: "About", id: "about"},
{
name: "Worst Features",
id: "features",
},
name: "Worst Features", id: "features"},
{
name: "Reviews",
id: "testimonials",
},
name: "Reviews", id: "testimonials"},
{
name: "Questions",
id: "faq",
},
name: "Questions", id: "faq"},
]}
brandName="Dmitry Kudin"
button={{
text: "Contact Us", href: "#footer"
}}
/>
</div>
<div id="hero" data-section="hero">
<HeroBillboardCarousel
background={{
variant: "plain",
}}
variant: "plain"}}
title="Dmitry Kudin: The World's Worst Developer"
description="I break production environments on purpose. Hire me to speed up your bankruptcy."
buttons={[
{
text: "Hire at your own risk",
href: "#contact",
},
text: "Hire at your own risk", href: "#footer"},
]}
mediaItems={[
{
imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/a-gritty-slightly-out-of-focus-portrait--1774544462404-88318feb.png",
imageAlt: "Dmitry the disaster developer",
},
imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/a-gritty-slightly-out-of-focus-portrait--1774544462404-88318feb.png", imageAlt: "Dmitry the disaster developer"},
]}
/>
</div>
@@ -80,14 +68,9 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
useInvertedBackground={false}
heading={[
{
type: "text",
content: "Master of Spaghetti Code & Production Nightmares.",
},
type: "text", content: "Master of Spaghetti Code & Production Nightmares."},
{
type: "image",
src: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/a-person-sitting-at-a-desk-surrounded-by-1774544462022-e1dfd08b.png",
alt: "Dmitry's messy desk",
},
type: "image", src: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/a-person-sitting-at-a-desk-surrounded-by-1774544462022-e1dfd08b.png", alt: "Dmitry's messy desk"},
]}
/>
</div>
@@ -100,20 +83,11 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
useInvertedBackground={false}
features={[
{
title: "Zero Test Coverage",
description: "I don't write tests because I believe in living dangerously.",
imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/abstract-red-data-error-code-on-a-black--1774544461728-0f5d4f79.png",
},
title: "Zero Test Coverage", description: "I don't write tests because I believe in living dangerously.", imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/abstract-red-data-error-code-on-a-black--1774544461728-0f5d4f79.png"},
{
title: "Production Deployment Expert",
description: "I deploy to prod on Friday at 5 PM. Every single time.",
imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/a-massive-stack-of-unreadable-code-float-1774544461921-e7ad3297.png",
},
title: "Production Deployment Expert", description: "I deploy to prod on Friday at 5 PM. Every single time.", imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/a-massive-stack-of-unreadable-code-float-1774544461921-e7ad3297.png"},
{
title: "Legacy Architecture Breaker",
description: "Give me a stable system and I'll make it completely unmaintainable.",
imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/a-computer-keyboard-with-keys-missing-an-1774544461788-2dd2365a.png",
},
title: "Legacy Architecture Breaker", description: "Give me a stable system and I'll make it completely unmaintainable.", imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/a-computer-keyboard-with-keys-missing-an-1774544461788-2dd2365a.png"},
]}
title="My Unique Skillset"
description="Expertise in everything you shouldn't do."
@@ -125,25 +99,13 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
useInvertedBackground={false}
testimonials={[
{
id: "1",
name: "Client A",
imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/portrait-of-a-surprised-client-high-cont-1774544461644-a7bc6f04.png",
},
id: "1", name: "Client A", imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/portrait-of-a-surprised-client-high-cont-1774544461644-a7bc6f04.png"},
{
id: "2",
name: "Client B",
imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/professional-business-person-holding-hea-1774544461126-b4ae27ba.png",
},
id: "2", name: "Client B", imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/professional-business-person-holding-hea-1774544461126-b4ae27ba.png"},
{
id: "3",
name: "Client C",
imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/tech-executive-looking-confused-1774544462083-78e9b14c.png",
},
id: "3", name: "Client C", imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/tech-executive-looking-confused-1774544462083-78e9b14c.png"},
{
id: "4",
name: "Client D",
imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/developer-colleague-sighing-deeply-1774544461946-a9e5c9e7.png",
},
id: "4", name: "Client D", imageSrc: "https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/users/user_39wUQvOmvybi7OsenpqBLyZR6m5/developer-colleague-sighing-deeply-1774544461946-a9e5c9e7.png"},
]}
cardTitle="What my 'victims' say"
cardAnimation="blur-reveal"
@@ -157,20 +119,11 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
useInvertedBackground={false}
faqs={[
{
id: "1",
title: "Are you ever available?",
content: "Only when you want your project ruined.",
},
id: "1", title: "Are you ever available?", content: "Only when you want your project ruined."},
{
id: "2",
title: "Do you code?",
content: "I type things that occasionally look like code.",
},
id: "2", title: "Do you code?", content: "I type things that occasionally look like code."},
{
id: "3",
title: "Can I trust you?",
content: "You can trust me to fail.",
},
id: "3", title: "Can I trust you?", content: "You can trust me to fail."},
]}
title="Burning Questions"
description="Yes, I really am this bad."
@@ -182,29 +135,19 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
<FooterBaseCard
columns={[
{
title: "Socials",
items: [
title: "Socials", items: [
{
label: "GitHub (Empty)",
href: "#",
},
label: "GitHub (Empty)", href: "#"},
{
label: "LinkedIn (Error)",
href: "#",
},
label: "LinkedIn (Error)", href: "#"},
],
},
{
title: "Legal",
items: [
title: "Legal", items: [
{
label: "No Warranty",
href: "#",
},
label: "No Warranty", href: "#"},
{
label: "Terms of Failure",
href: "#",
},
label: "Terms of Failure", href: "#"},
],
},
]}