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@@ -41,7 +41,7 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
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imageSrc="https://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/young-hispanic-man-streamer-stressed-using-computer-gaming-room_839833-35208.jpg"
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imageAlt="Vitaliy Superkot Zalupenko and Mykola Chuchuka Huenko, two worst CS2 players"
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imagePosition="right"
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mediaAnimation="reveal-blur"
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mediaAnimation="blur-reveal"
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/>
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</div>
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<div id="about" data-section="about">
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@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
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imageSrc="https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/default/no-image.jpg?id=of5mev"
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imageAlt="CS2 fails compilation"
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mediaPosition="left"
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mediaAnimation="reveal-blur"
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mediaAnimation="blur-reveal"
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useInvertedBackground={true}
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/>
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</div>
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@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
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title="Unbelievable 'Achievements'"
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tag="Stats Don't Lie"
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metrics={[{id:"1",value:"0.0 AVG",description:"Their combined Kill/Death ratio, a testament to pure dedication."},{id:"2",value:"24 AVG",description:"Average deaths per match, setting new records daily."},{id:"3",value:"100%",description:"Enemy team's win rate when they play, a true force multiplier."},{id:"4",value:"∞",description:`The number of times they've said "I almost had him!"`}]}
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metricsAnimation="reveal-blur"
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metricsAnimation="blur-reveal"
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useInvertedBackground={true}
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/>
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</div>
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@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
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testimonials={[{id:"1",name:"Frustrated Teammate",imageSrc:"https://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/angry-young-handsome-guy-wearing-green-shirt-with-glasses-head-playing-game-controller-joystick-isolated-olive-green-wall_141793-82360.jpg",imageAlt:"Avatar of a frustrated CS2 teammate"},{id:"2",name:"Bewildered Spectator",imageSrc:"https://img.b2bpic.net/free-photo/young-hispanic-man-streamer-stressed-using-computer-gaming-room_839833-35208.jpg",imageAlt:"Avatar of a bewildered CS2 spectator"},{id:"3",name:"Victorious Opponent",imageSrc:"https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/default/no-image.jpg?id=t27djf",imageAlt:"Avatar of a victorious CS2 opponent"},{id:"4",name:"Game Dev",imageSrc:"https://webuild-dev.s3.eu-north-1.amazonaws.com/default/no-image.jpg?id=jk4ihs",imageAlt:"Avatar of a game developer looking at stats"}]}
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cardTitle={`"A masterclass in how NOT to play CS2. Truly inspiring."`}
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cardTag="What the 'Pros' Say"
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cardAnimation="reveal-blur"
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cardAnimation="blur-reveal"
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useInvertedBackground={false}
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/>
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</div>
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@@ -89,7 +89,7 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
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description="All your burning questions about the tactical genius of Superkot and Chuchuka, answered."
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faqs={[{id:"1",title:"Are they actually good at CS2?",content:"No. The website is satire. Their 'skills' are purely for comedic effect. Please do not emulate their strategies in competitive play."},{id:"2",title:"Why do they always lose?",content:"It's a mystery lost to the ages, perhaps an advanced form of psychological warfare against their teammates. Or maybe they're just really, really bad."},{id:"3",title:"Can I join their 'team'?",content:"You can join their fan club! We don't recommend joining them in-game unless you enjoy the scenic routes to defeat."},{id:"4",title:"Do they actually buy AWP and give it away?",content:"In the spirit of this satirical website, yes, they absolutely do. It's a key part of their strategic disadvantage."},{id:"5",title:"Is 'Superkot' really a cat?",content:"No, it's a nickname. He's a human. Probably. We're still investigating his feline reflexes (or lack thereof)."}]}
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textboxLayout="default"
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faqsAnimation="reveal-blur"
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faqsAnimation="blur-reveal"
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useInvertedBackground={true}
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showCard={true}
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/>
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@@ -106,7 +106,7 @@ export default function LandingPage() {
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inputPlaceholder="Your email for future laughs"
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buttonText="Enlist Now"
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termsText="By enlisting, you agree to witness unparalleled levels of 'skill'."
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mediaAnimation="reveal-blur"
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mediaAnimation="blur-reveal"
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useInvertedBackground={false}
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/>
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</div>
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