14 lines
750 B
TypeScript
14 lines
750 B
TypeScript
export const funnyFacts: string[] = [
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"Our sourdough starter is named 'Dough-minatrix'. She's very demanding.",
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"We once tried to make a bread so big it had its own zip code.",
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"Our croissants are 99% butter, 1% magic. And a little bit of flour.",
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"Legend says our head baker can communicate with yeast on a spiritual level.",
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"We accidentally invented a new pastry. We call it the 'Oopsie-danish'.",
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"Our cinnamon rolls are so good, they've been known to solve family disputes.",
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"The secret ingredient is love. And an alarming amount of butter.",
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"Our bakers sing to the bread. It makes the crust extra crispy.",
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];
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export const getRandomFact = (): string => {
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return funnyFacts[Math.floor(Math.random() * funnyFacts.length)];
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}; |